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Asinine Crime Poetry Contest Finalists (September 2008)
IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER! Go here to find out who won our top prizes!
"Last Supper" by M. Lee Alexander
"Love and Murder" by Eileen Budd
"the prose of cons" by J.C.
"Poor Rudolph" by Natalie M. Dorfeld, PhD
"The Dick" by Ray Freed
"Pretty Clerks Are Pretty Bad" by Frank Hubeny
"The French Soccer Case" by Dave Kessler
"Love Strikes Twice" by David Ochs
"Petty Crime" by Judie Rae
"Crime Is Too Crunchy under Your Feet When You Walk Around" by Gregory Lawrence Stewart
"In Love with a Stripper Named Lynn" by Gerald So
"A Crime Scene" by Albert Van Hoogmoed
NOT-SO-NEW poems from the last issue
"A Breast Grows in My Head" by Elizabeth Swados
"Obama, Imma Chargin' Mah Lazrs" by Pajamaz, LOLcat Poet
"Of Late I Think of Czechoslovakia" by Richard Cairo
"Tarzan's Makeover" by Albert Van Hoogmoed
"How to Fold a Towel Elephant" by Tim Hayes
"American Pie" by Dustin Michael
"Jalapeñophobia" by Gerald So
"Jellyfish on My Poetry" by Ed Kornfeld
"Seas" by Marina Jane
"Oh I Get It. . ." by Alex Erde
asinine CLASSICS
"The Embarrassing Episode of Little Miss Muffet" by Guy Wetmore Carryl
"Little Red Riding Hood" by Roald Dahl
"The Pobble Who Has No Toes" by Edward Lear
"Ode to a Baby" by Ogden Nash
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